Canola’s Top 5 Fics

If you managed to find your way here despite my lack of appearing in the tumblr search and tags, congratulations!  Pretend like you’ve found a Shiny Pokemon or something.  I futz around here most of the time, but I’m also a fic writer.  If you wanna see all those fics, they’re up on AO3, but these are my personal top 5 favourites that I’ve written:

1. Chicago Noël - It’s the one I’ve spent the most time working on and am proudest of so far! If you like long slow burns, ace attorney AUs, romcoms and dramatic intrigue, you’ll probably like this one. It’s a mafia/baker historical noir AU where a high-ranking mafia member (Miles Edgeworth) meet-uglies a newly arrived baker (Phoenix Wright) and then gets mysteriously captivated while trying to figure out what the hell this random man is trying to hide.

2. Keeping All My Secrets Safe (Nobody Does It Better) - Smaller fandom with a not-as-well-known pairing, but you know what, if you like the basic premise of Bigfoot and an FBI agent falling in love in non-chronological order, you might like this one anyway. I find myself rereading this one often, since it’s a quick 25k.

3. Out of Order - It’s my most kudosed fic for a reason. ^^; Ace Attorney narumitsu fic in the canon universe that’s frankly just a bit silly, fun, and sweet. Basic premise: Miles gets a haircut and Nick loses his goddamn mind trying to cope with it, lol.

4. Remapping the Stars - a post-canon Magnus Archives fic featuring The Girls adjusting to life in the post-apocalypse. It’s short, moody, maybe a bit atmospheric, but I don’t know, something about it just hits something for me that I felt was missing in the end of the series.  I’m still quite fond of this one.

5. Mark of the Addict - ehhh…well…To be quite honest, I don’t recommend most people read this one, primarily because it comes with a huge laundry list of trigger warnings and it’s the darkest fic I’ve ever written.  All that said, I’m still proud of it, since in my opinion it’s still an entertaining horror novella; it’s just, if you do choose to read it, read all the tags and know what you’re getting into beforehand before deciding if it’s for you.  It’s not gonna be for everyone, and that’s okay.  But anyway, it’s a Dracula fic that’s based on a mixed canon of the Hammer movies and also the original novel.

ghostclowning:

everytime jin ling asks “are you wei ying” i can’t help but imagine this

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idiopathicsmile:

Which of these extremely fanfic situations have you personally experienced?

Pretending to date someone in order to get out of a jam

Cuddling for warmth

Only one bed

Wait, you guys are getting into fanfic situations?

Two of these things have happened to me (pls specify in notes)

All of these have happened to me. My life is controlled by a sadistic author.

None of these but in the notes I will regale you with another

Whoa, dig this clicky button!

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spiribia:

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

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antlerqueers:

@ writers, just out of curiosity…. when you write multichapter fics, do you have each chapter in a separate doc or have everything on one big doc?

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funnytwittertweets:

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alpacamyhedgehog:

lieutenantkim:

barclaysbianca:

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That’s her, btw


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She’s an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

#math lady dot jpeg solved the equation! (via @epersonae)

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wh0re-behavi0r:

which one of these “childhood activities” do you not know how to do?

ride a bike

jump/skip rope

hula hoop

whistle

cross the monkey bars

cartwheel

i cant/never did more than one of these (name which in the tags)

i can do all of these

you forgot one (name in the tags)

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breikka:

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Sinnoh region Champion Cynthia 😍

pastel-goth-milf:

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momoychan:

Ok, Ik it’s super random, but I couldn’t resist.


It had to be done.

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🐸 Froenix Whight and Miles Edgeroom 🍄

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